Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Yo Mama just died.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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