- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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