One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A chicken walked into the bar...

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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