- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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