what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

mikey is cute

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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