What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

mikey is cute

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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