- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How many light bulbs? 1

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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