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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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