- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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