why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

i have yougurt mit traktor

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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