- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Granny porn!

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

pretty soon we'll all be dead

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