- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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