- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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