- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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