- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

run farther?

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Barack Obama.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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