What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Tall asians

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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