- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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