How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Whats green? The color green.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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