- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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