What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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