- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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