- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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