- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

whats black and strange a paki

a man checks his mypsace

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

who is not good looking? mon morello

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