What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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school homewrok

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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