- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Women deserve equal rights.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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