Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Sam Hengal.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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