- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What's white and gluey Glue

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