Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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