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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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