- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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