What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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