- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Drew Knowles is gay

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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