- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Whats green? The color green.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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