- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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