- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A man walks into a vagina

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What rhymes with milk...milf

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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