- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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