- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

So a baby seal walks into a club

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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