- Anti Joke

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.