- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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