A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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breasts

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Barack Obama.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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