A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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black people

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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