- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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