"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Please don't shoot me

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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pobody's nerfect

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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