What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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