- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

black people

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What is square and grey? A grey square.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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