Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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