- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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