- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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