- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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