- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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