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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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