Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Women's rights.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Lololol

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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