Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Don't believe in Atheists.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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