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What is green and slow Grass.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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