- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What is the name of the car? What

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's funny? Women's rights.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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