- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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