- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there ?

Your're racist.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

An orphan falls off a cliff.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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