- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

who is really lanky? james cornish

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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