Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Your girlfriend.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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