- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

that wall over there ->

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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