- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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