- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

all these jokes are horrible now

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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