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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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