roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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