- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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