Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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