Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Andoni was here

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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rarw

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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womens rights.

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my penis

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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