- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why so serious ?

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

swag

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

roses are red poo is poo

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