- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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