- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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