What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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123 f*ck off

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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