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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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