- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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