- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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