- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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