what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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