What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

#Getweird

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Male leadership.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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