- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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