How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

black chicken. kfc

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Eric is gay Ha

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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