- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Your girlfriend.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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