- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Your mom.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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