- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??