- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

your mama's so fat... that's it

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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